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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, by Zachary Auburn, is a collection of pamphlets on how to prepare your cat for just about everything - gun safety, satanism, drugs, the end of the world, and more. the puberty segment covers bullying, body changes, masturbation, sexting, kitty porn, video games, ho mewsexuality, etc.

Probably the best thing about this book was reading the goodreads reviews from people who could simply NOT grasp the concept that this was satire. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats – and America – great again! It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm. Just because your cat is the cutest little cutie-pie in the world does not mean they possess the higher brain functions and powers of reasoning necessary to decide the fate of every criminal who crosses your threshold.Easily the most intelligent and informative book I've ever read about gun safety, evolutionism, abstinence/purity, satanism, and doomsday prepping for cats. If you have a young cat in the house, you’re probably wondering about those upcoming times when you and kitty will have “the talks”. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. I knew this was going to be conservative but I was not expecting raging racist red neck levels of red. It also talks about the dangers of adopting from that hotbed of leftist propaganda, the Humane Society; a cat from there will likely try to corrupt your other cats with evolutionist lies.

As a review, I’ll simply share this quote by the author: “The original zine was pretty heavily influenced by the NRA’s Eddie the Eagle pamphlets, which is their “How to Talk to Your Kids About Gun Safety” program, mixed with the histrionic tone of a Chick tract, then filtered through the editorial voice of Cat Fancy magazine.I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B.

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